The problem with golf at this time of year is that there is generally nothing worth writing about - Majorca is long behind us and months ahead of us. Instead, all we Thugs members have in common at the moment is the sweep we are running on how many weeks it will be before Ashey is allowed out again. As I write, Ashey and Caz have just become the proud parents of Oliver Lawrence and are about to find out their lives have effectively ended. Caz will be forever tied to the wash